If your site can't earn its keep, I'll tell you before you spend a dollar.

What you get

Six concrete findings, sent in one email.

The deliverables are the same whether you hire me or not.

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  Speed reality check

  What your site actually loads in on a phone over a real cell connection. The 3-second cliff is real — I'll show you which side of it you're on.

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  Mobile honesty

  Whether your site is in the 22% that's actually mobile-ready or the 78% losing calls daily. Specific issues, not a generic 'looks fine on mobile' nod.

• 🔍

  Local search gap

  Where you rank for the searches that matter (town + service), what's outranking you, and the cheapest fixes to close the gap.

• 🧭

  Conversion path review

  What a first-time visitor actually does on your site. Where they bounce, where they bail on the contact form, and what to change first.

• 💸

  Spend audit (if you run ads)

  Where your Google or Meta budget is leaking. Plain-language: what's working, what's wasted, what to cut.

• 📝

  One-page action plan

  A ranked list of fixes — what to do this week, this month, this quarter. No 40-page PDF nobody reads.

Quick answers

Is it actually free?

Yes. No card, no trial, no scheduling-tool funnel. I look at your site, write up what I find, and send it. If you want me to do the work after, we'll talk pricing then.

What's the catch?

There isn't one in the usual sense. The honest version — a real audit takes me 1–2 hours, and a few people each year hire me after one. That's the math. Most don't, and that's fine.

How long does it take?

3–5 business days, sometimes faster. If you need it sooner for a deadline, mention that in the form.

Do you only audit sites you'd want to rebuild?

No. Half the audits end with 'your site is fine, here are three small fixes.' I'd rather tell you that than sell you a rebuild you don't need.

Who do I talk to?

Me. You'll always reach a person for support — usually Joe. No ticket queue, no offshore handoff.

If I hire you after, who owns the code and accounts?

You do. Code, hosting, Google accounts, ad accounts, data — all in your name from day one. You're never locked out. I recommend keeping me (or someone who reads TypeScript fluently) on the site, but you don't have to.